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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

(via My Life Requires Mind-Altering Drugs) Review Website Yelp.com Sued, Accused of 'Extortion'

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Read More (via My Life Requires Mind-Altering Drugs):

"We believe that Yelp's sales tactics amount to high-tech extortion," said Jared Beck, co-managing partner of Beck & Lee Business Trial Lawyers, which filed the lawsuit along with The Weston Firm.

"The victims tend to be small businesses, such as our client, who often have no choice but to pay Yelp exorbitant sums in order to prevent further harm to their livelihoods," Beck said.

In a statement, Vince Sollitto, Yelp's vice president of communications, said he had not yet seen the suit but vowed to "dispute it aggressively."

"Yelp provides a valuable service to millions of consumers and businesses based on our trusted content," Sollitto said.
"The allegations are demonstrably false, since many businesses that advertise on Yelp have both negative and positive reviews," he said.

"These businesses realize that both kinds of feedback provide authenticity and value," he said. "Running a good business is hard; filing a lawsuit is easy."


Source: AFP via YAHOO! NEWS

Review Website Yelp.com Sued, Accused of 'Extortion'

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Yelp.com a website which posts reviews of businesses and services by users, is being sued, accused of "extortion" for allegedly offering to remove negative reviews in exchange for payment.

The lawsuit against the San Francisco-based Yelp Inc. was filed in a Los Angeles federal court on Tuesday on behalf of a veterinary hospital in Long Beach, California, the law firms behind the suit said in a statement.

"Yelp runs an extortion scheme in which the company's employees call businesses demanding monthly payments, in the guise of 'advertising contracts,' in exchange for removing or modifying negative reviews," they said.

Veterinary hospital, Cats and Dogs Animal Hospital Inc., had asked that Yelp remove a "false and defamatory review" from the website, they said.

Yelp refused and "instead, the company's sales representatives repeatedly contacted the hospital and demanded a roughly 300-dollar-per-month payment in exchange for hiding or removing the negative review," they alleged.

"We believe that Yelp's sales tactics amount to high-tech extortion," said Jared Beck, co-managing partner of Beck & Lee Business Trial Lawyers, which filed the lawsuit along with The Weston Firm.

"The victims tend to be small businesses, such as our client, who often have no choice but to pay Yelp exorbitant sums in order to prevent further harm to their livelihoods," Beck said.

In a statement, Vince Sollitto, Yelp's vice president of communications, said he had not yet seen the suit but vowed to "dispute it aggressively."

"Yelp provides a valuable service to millions of consumers and businesses based on our trusted content," Sollitto said.
"The allegations are demonstrably false, since many businesses that advertise on Yelp have both negative and positive reviews," he said.

"These businesses realize that both kinds of feedback provide authenticity and value," he said. "Running a good business is hard; filing a lawsuit is easy."


Source: AFP via YAHOO! NEWS

Friday, February 19, 2010

Six Strings Down | Bad Ass Blues

[re: YouTube: crickettttt's Channel | crickettttt's Channel is awesome. Channel developer's work is amazing, but the channel developer (crickettttt, I presume) is an asshole, and I honestly do not understand why this is so. Still a fan though, I suppose. She/he is an asshole, and I'm a bitch. Such is life. /grin/ /LL]



~ Bad Ass Blues ~
[Best. Baddest. The Shit, For Real. My FAVORITE, ALWAYS.]
Six Strings Down
Alpine valley
In the middle of the night
Six strings down
On the heaven-bound flight
Got a pick, a strap, guitar on his back
Ain’t gonna cut the angels no slack

Heaven done called
Another blues-stringer back home

See the voodoo chile
Holding out his hand
I’ve been waitin’ on you brother
Welcome to the band
Good blues-stringin’
Heaven-fine singin’
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Been lis’nin’ to your playin’


Heaven done called
Another blues-stringer back home

Lord they called
Another blues-stringer back home
Albert Collins up there
Muddy an’ Lightnin’ too
Albert King and Freddy
Playin’ the blues
T-Bone, Guitar Slim
Little Son Jackson and
Frankie Lee Sims
Heaven done called
Another blues-stringer back home

Lord they called
Another blues-stringer back home
Lord they called
Another blues-stringer back home
Lord they called
Another blues-stringer back home
[ "...there he go" | When my daughter was young, she thought the lyrics were: 'There he go,' another blues 'singer gone home.' As far as mondegreens go, I think that was a pretty good one. /smile/ God, how I miss her. "Lord they called, my sweet girl back home" /weep/]
* Video Source: YouTube | cricketttt's Channel (Awesome!)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

House of Death




Confidential informants — people who pose as criminals so they can provide information to the police or some government agency — have helped crack some major U.S. cases.

They are part of the shadowy side of law enforcement and operate in a secret and largely unregulated world.
And sometimes, things go terribly wrong.


'I Was Doing Something Good'

A decade ago, at 2 a.m., a Mexican drug runner walked over the international bridge that links El Paso, Texas, with Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, and asked to speak with a U.S. agent.
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Raul Bencomo, then an agent with U.S. Customs, assigned code No. 913 to the runner, Guillermo Eduardo Ramirez Peyro, who went by the nickname Lalo.

Bencomo says Lalo was different from other informants. He was well dressed and always respectful — and anxious to talk about the Mexican drug lords he worked for.

"He had a lot of information, and the type of information that he started providing was at a high level," Bencomo says.
Lalo's information was on the mark. He tipped Bencomo to a corrupt U.S. immigration agent who was taking bribes from drug gangs. He also helped crack a major international cigarette smuggling ring.

"He kept us so busy — we were so behind on reports that we told him to go take a vacation just to let us catch up on reports," Bencomo says.

Lalo wasn't looking to make a deal. And he didn't need the money — he was already making plenty in Juarez's drug trade. But he had his reasons for informing on the drug gang.

"I was doing something good, something positive," Lalo said to an attorney during an interview that was videotaped four years ago.


During several phone conversations with NPR last fall, Lalo insisted on speaking only Spanish. But in either language, his story is the same.


"I believe in some kind of justice, and I think I was doing something good," he said.


On the tape, Lalo looks more like a victim than a drug thug. He's clean-cut and clearly educated.
"I really was doing something good," he said.


The ICE Target: Heriberto Santillan


The feds paid Lalo well: nearly $250,000 over four years. His handlers did well, too.

The El Paso Customs office (Customs later became Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE) had never gotten much recognition. Now, with Lalo on board, agents set their sights on a Juarez kingpin known as the Engineer: Heriberto Santillan Tabares.

Bencomo says the agents were told that Santillan was the No. 3 man in the Juarez cartel.

But as that investigation started, ICE's prized snitch came under suspicion. At a Border Patrol checkpoint, Lalo got caught smuggling more than 100 pounds of marijuana stuffed into the wheels of his pickup. The Drug Enforcement Administration blacklisted him. ICE kept Lalo on its payroll, and even worked with a federal prosecutor to get his drug charges dropped. In hindsight, Bencomo says, the pot in the pickup should have been a warning sign.

"It just made me sick. I had to go to the restroom and throw up. I took the recording and I told my supervisor that I didn't wish to be part of the case." - Former ICE Agent Raul Bencomo, recalling listening to a tape recording that Lalo made of a murder

"That was the first incident that I ever came across that he was working both sides," Bencomo says.

Drug smuggling turned out to be the least of Lalo's exploits. He was climbing the ranks of the drug cartel and was becoming a trusted ally to Juarez's third in command.

Killings Caught On Tape

In the fall of 2003, Santillan and a band of crooked Mexican police officers went on an eight-month crime spree — killing, kidnapping and torturing drug rivals in Juarez. And Lalo was with them.





According to documents obtained by NPR, Lalo kept his ICE handlers informed of the murders piling up in Juarez. In fact, Lalo secretly recorded the first murder — and admitted that he held the victim's legs while the man was being brutally strangled, suffocated and beaten with a shovel. Former agent Bencomo remembers listening to the tape.


"It just made me sick," he says. "I had to go to the restroom and throw up. I took the recording and I told my supervisor that I didn't wish to be part of the case."

Saturday, February 13, 2010

University of Alabama-Huntsville: Teacher Shoots, Kills Three Peers After Being Denied Tenure

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Amy Bishop | Photo Credit: Bob Gathany/The Huntsville Times


Authorities said a female faculty member during a Biology faculty meeting learned she would not receive tenure. She then pulled out a gun and started shooting.

Tenure in this case refers to a senior academic's contractual right not to have their position terminated without just cause.

Police also have the alleged shooter's husband in custody. He has not been formally charged with anything.

UA-Huntsville spokesman, Ray Garner, confirmed three people were killed and three injured.

Apparently, the shooter, Harvard-educated Amy Bishop, brought a gun to the meeting because she suspected that she was going to be denied tenure.



Photo Credit: Robinn Conn/The Huntsville Times

Source: The Huntsville Times via al.com

...memory yields



“‘I have done that,’ says my memory. ‘I cannot have done that’, says my pride, and remains adamant. At last — memory yields.” ~Nietzsche

New Blog Posts and Stephanie Klein



Almost every time I write a new blog post, I think of Stephanie Klein. Why? Well... she once wrote that people who use the word "folks" when writing/speaking should not be allowed out of the house. What do you folks guys think about that? /BIG grin/

Note: I looove Stephanie Klein's writing--big fan. /smile/ [Stephanie Klein's Greek Tragedy]


Thursday, February 11, 2010

For Whom the Instructions are Given

From Salon.com, preceding an article:


To print this page, select "Print" from the File menu of your browser

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Nothing against the folks at Salon, but who on earth are they talking to? Of course, if anyone reading this would have been confused, wondering just how you were going to print that great article, and found the instructions quite helpful, my sincerest apologies. /grin/

But You're Not Gay...

Yes, I'm quite aware of that fact. But I like rainbows too! I'm cool with gay rights, but [like Skittles] they're going to have to share the rainbow. /grin/

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

MTV No Longer About Music?

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MTV No Longer About 'Music': @ THE WRAP




[It's appropriate, I guess. They haven't shown many videos/played much music (practially none) for almost ten years now. /LL ]

Joe Bageant on the Jeff Farias Show

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~ Joe Bageant interview on the Jeff Farias show ~

When it comes to being interviewed, one of my very favorite radio hosts is Jeff Farias. Most liberal radio interviewers get caught up in the Empire's media noise, and become part of the self-referential circle jerk of facts and figures and mainstream media citations that pass for news and information in this country. Apparently talking like two human beings is a big no-no these days (unless it's pointless talk radio jibber-jabber, or emotional outraged call-in stuff, which seems to be permissible, if one adheres to the demographic slicing and dicing conducted by those of the Empire's commissars called marketers). But talking to Jeff is like sitting in the back yard with a cold drink and just chatting about the state of things. Kind of free form, and relaxed. Laughing is permitted. Real homey. We need more shows like his.

In art and labor,

Joe Bageant

[image added]
/LL|ABOQD

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Colloquialisms | Expressions | Sayings | Aphorisms

Some of my favorite Southern expressions/sayings:

*Stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry: "If that heifer says another word to me I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in her ass and walk it dry!"

*Forty back and plum: "Mercy, that ol' boy lives forty back and plum** (out in the country, forty miles back and plum back in the woods)."

*Rode hard and put up wet: "Look over yonder, Bubba's woman looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet."

*Let your aligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass: "Yessir, that ol' gal done let her alligator mouth overload her hummingbird ass."

*Wouldn't spit down your throat if your guts were on fire: "And I wouldn't spit down her throat if her guts were on fire either!"

*If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug: "That ol' boy ain't too bright, bless his heart. If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug."

*It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs: "Durn, I hope it rains soon! It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs."

*If you put his brain in a nat's ass, it would fly backwards: "Merciful Gawd, that's one goofy son of dog. If you put his brain in a nat's ass, it would fly backwards."

*I'm gonna jerk a knot in your tail: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna jerk a knot in your tail (and I'll slap you like a red-headed step child, and if that don't work I'll slap your head off and tell God you died)."

*I can't dance and it's too wet to plow: "Well, I reckon I'll go with you. I can't dance and it's too wet to plow."

*Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra: "Lord have mercy! It's colder than a witch's tit in brass bra out there, today."

** As used here, plum may need to be defined also. plum: (slang) completely; used as intensifiers, e.g., "clean forgot the appointment"; "I'm plum (or plumb) tuckered out"



re: photos/images | Honestly, it's not that most Southerners are any less intelligent, on average, than individuals from other regions of the U.S., it's just as Jeff Foxworthy once said, "We just can't seem to keep the most ignorant among us off of the television." (Damn, did I just quote Jeff Foxworthy? /grin/) YouTube, Blogs, Flickr, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, MySpace, LiveJournal, Google Images, etc. [Internet] would have to be added to that as well, today. /LL

Sunday, February 7, 2010

You Show Me Yours and I'll...

"If you're feeling salty, well, I'm your tequila ~ If you've got the freedom, I've got the time ~ There ain't nothing sweeter than naked emotion--you show me yours, hon, and I'll show you mine" You Show Me Yours (and I'll Show You Mine) ~Kris Kristofferson






"No [babe] I know this ain't all that you've ever been used to

You with your rings on your fingers and time on your hands

Sometimes it's nice to have somebody nice to be close to

Lord knows I've been there before you and I understand

If you're feeling salty, well, I'm your tequila
If you've got the freedom, well I got the time
There ain't nothing sweeter than naked emotion--so you show me yours, hon, and I'll show you mine







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"Well, I wish that I were the answer to all of your questions

Lord knows I know you wish you were the answer to mine

Darling if you're not a thing but a change in direction

Lord knows I know you'd be someone I'm lucky to find

If you're feeling salty, well, I'm your tequila
If you've got the freedom, well I got the time
There ain't nothing sweeter than naked emotion--so you show me yours, hon, and I'll show you mine ~ Now you show me yours, hon, and I'll show you mine."




Willie's version is much better than Kris K.'s, IMO (I love Kris too though). /LL

Friday, February 5, 2010

Joe Bageant and a Schizophrenic Belgian Cow: A Perspective on Politics and Economics

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Joe Bageant and a Schizophrenic Belgian Cow: A Perspective on Politics and Economics

"Yes, there is a difference between Republicans and Democrats. One has no heart and the other has no has no spine. But they both work for the same crime syndicate." ~Joe Bageant

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbra Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to help him manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE (SUPPOSEDLY)
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons (because the cache [supplied by the CIA several years ago] needs to be replinished).

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send audio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

M15 Hunting Breast Implants of Death




LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

The discovery of these methods was made after the London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner on Christmas Day with explosives he had stuffed inside his underpants.

Keep in touch with the most important breaking news stories about critical developments around the globe with Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin, the premium, online intelligence news source edited and published by the founder of WND.

Hours after he had failed, GCHQ – Britain's worldwide eavesdropping "spy in the sky" agency – began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team was appointed by Jonathan Evans, the head of MI5, to investigate the threat. He described it as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons who work in the National Health Service confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

In a report to Evans, one said:

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

Explosive experts at Britain's Porton Down biological and chemical warfare research center told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN when activated would blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin which would guarantee it would crash. | Article from World Net Daily via Pundit and Pundette






Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

Do you throw them o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your boobs hang low?


"Yes, but can you set them on fire?!?"

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